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Thursday, 13 March 2014

Vancouver Island: A Summer Vacation Paradise-Where To Go, What To See


 
Most Canadians know where Vancouver Island is but if you live in another country you may have never heard of it. I’m a bit prejudiced in that I live here but I think it is the best place to live on the planet and an amazing summer vacation destination.

Vancouver Island is off the coast of British Columbia. It is about 300 miles in length and about 50 miles width at the widest point. The island has a population of about 800,000 with half of those people living in the city of Victoria area. (Victoria is the capital of the province of British Columbia). There are 3 ways to get to the island by car. BC Ferries has sailing routes from Vancouver, BC to Victoria which is at the southern tip of the island and to the city of Nanaimo which is about a 2 hour drive north from Victoria. There is also a ferry route from Port Angeles in Washington State to Victoria which is run by a company called Black Ball. The ferry ride from Vancouver to Nanaimo takes 2 hours. The ferry ride from Port Angeles to Victoria and Vancouver to Victoria takes 1-1/2 hours. Tourists from all over the world marvel at the ocean views from the top decks of the ferries.
Vancouver Island
There is an express highway that goes from Victoria to Campbell River. It is also known as the Trans Canada Highway or The Inland Island Highway. I am just going to call it the “express highway” in these writings. There is also what some called the Old Island Highway that runs close to the eastern shoreline that offers outstanding ocean views. Most Vancouver Islanders live on the east coast of the island. About a 20 minute drive north of Nanaimo is the seaside town of Parksville. It is here that you can turn right and head out to Pacific Rim National Park. After passing through Port Alberni, the road becomes curvy with a number of hairpins. The drive from Parksville to Pacific Rim National Park takes about 2 hours. You will notice very quickly that you are out in the wilderness.
One of the things that make Vancouver Island so unique is its diversity. Beaches, fresh water lakes, unpolluted creeks and rivers, and waterfalls are everywhere. Most often you are only minutes away from deep lush forests. From the express highway you will see beautiful farms on rolling hills. There are a number of vineyards on the island. There are always some mountains in sight, some which are snow-capped throughout the year. Every little town, every little beachside community, offers something interesting and different.
It really doesn’t matter what your age is, there is something for everyone. If you are older and just want to take in the breath taking views and stay in a B&B or fancy hotel it is there for you. If you are a golfer there are beautiful courses all over the island. Vancouver Island offers some of the best salmon fishing in the world in places like Campbell River, Port Alberni, Tofino, and Ucluelet. If you are the outdoor type there are hiking trails everywhere including ones to the tops of mountains. Each year a number of seasoned hikers tackle the 65 mile West Coast Trail. You can surf at Long Beach or rent a kayak at a number of seaside towns on the island. You can walk through the giant Douglas fir trees at Cathedral Grove, see the killer whales on a boat excursion, or walk for miles along the sand at Long Beach.
It gets hot in the summer on Vancouver Island (we usually have long stretches without rain in July and August.) Unlike other areas in North America, in summer we have very little humidity and there is usually a light ocean breeze going on. For some reason we also have very few mosquitoes.
If you are travelling as a family there are all kinds of campgrounds throughout the island. I would suggest you book early if you plan to stay at one of the provincial or national parks. If you prefer a more upscale place to stay and relax you may choose to stay at one of the many resorts and spas. Each summer a number of visitors choose to take in Vancouver Island by renting a camper van.
There is no shortage of great places to dine including a number of waterfront pubs with incredible views.
Have I got you enthused yet? How about bungee jumping or riding a zip line?
Pretty well every town has one or more festival in the summer months. There is the Parksville Sand Castle Competition, the Victoria Jazz Festival, and the Nanaimo World Champion Bathtub Races, just to name a few. Live theatre can be found in places like Qualicum Beach, Chemainus, and Victoria. Many towns have Saturday morning farmer’s markets.
Nanaimo Blue Festival
So….how about a guided tour? I am going to try and do my best to tell you about the best places to go and the best places to see. I’ll try not to leave much out.
A Guided Tour of Vancouver Island
Victoria

Parliament buildings Victoria
The Empress Hotel Victoria

Butchart Gardens
We are going to start in Victoria and work our way up island. If you like shopping or dining out Victoria is your place. The city is crawling with restaurants and offers every conceivable cuisine.  Check out Fiamo Italian Kitchen and Fifth Street Bar & Grill. Yes in the summer the city can be a bit of a tourist trap but there is a lot to see. You could go for high tea at the famed Empress Hotel which faces the harbour. Just next door are the provincial parliament buildings. A block away is the Imax Theatre and close by is the can’t be missed Royal British Columbia Museum. You could visit the birth place of famous Canadian artist Emily Carr. A great place for lunch is Fisherman’s Wharf which is about a 20 minute walk from downtown. You will probably need to get directions to find Butchart Gardens which is one the most beautiful gardens in the world. There is a lot more to do and see in Victoria but if you just want to go for a nice drive I suggest driving over to Beacon Hill Park close to downtown and follow the Oceanside route past some old and new outstanding houses that face out on to the ocean. Enjoy an outdoor coffee or lunch in Oak Bay. There are all kinds of great golf courses in and around Victoria.
Sooke And Port Renfrew
You will probably need directions as to where to cut off the main highway and head west to Sooke and Port Renfrew but it will be well worth it. Look for Highway 14. I suggest this drive as a day trip. The road has a lot of twists and turns and you are very close to the Pacific Ocean at times with amazing views. Sometimes this area can get fogged in a bit but the fog is usually gone by about noon. Sooke is a seaside town worth stopping at. Further up the highway is great little resort to stop off at for lunch at called Point No Point. Years ago, back in the 1960s, it was run by two little old ladies who have since passed on. Apparently each table in the dining room has a set of binoculars on it to take in the ocean views.
On the way to Port Renfrew you will notice signs with names like China Beach. There are a number of beaches along this route not too far from the highway. There is also the outstanding Juan de Fuca Trail that runs from Sooke to Port Renfrew. You have your choice of relaxing on the beach or a hike through the rain forest. Port Renfrew is truly at the end of the road. You can’t drive any further west. Port Renfrew is also where hikers with reservations begin the world famous West Coast Trail. Dockside in Port Renfrew is a lounge/restaurant with a nice outdoor patio.

China Beach

Juan de Fuca Trail

Port Renfrew
Sidney and Salt Spring Island
You take the Pat Bay Highway northeast from Victoria. Sidney is where the ferry terminal is from Victoria to Vancouver. There isn’t a whole lot to see in Sidney but there are some nice restaurants on the main drag. It is a short ferry ride to the most populated of the Southern Gulf Islands, Salt Spring Island, which is inhabited by about 10,000 people, a mixture of well to do yuppies and folks with a bit of hippy in them. Every Saturday morning there is a large outdoor market with locals selling everything from homemade preserves to hand stitched clothes, from pottery to locally grown produce. Noted Canadian artist Robert Bateman lives on the island. There are some very pretty farms on the island and you are sure to see sheep grazing somewhere. You can get a really good view of some of the other Southern Gulf Islands from the top of Mount Maxwell. Other islands that can be reached by ferry from Sidney include Mayne, North and South Pender, and Galiano.

Saltspring Island
The Malahat
The Malahat is a stretch of highway just north of Victoria. It has a steep incline at both ends of it. There are some viewpoints along the way where you can pull over and look out over the Gulf Islands. If you haven’t driven the road before you might want to stay in the inside lane as there is a tendency for a number of people to drive over the speed limit here. There is a cut off on the Malahat to pretty Shawnigan Lake which is well worth spending a few hours at.

View of Southern Gulf Islands
 
Cobble Hill
After the steep descent down from the Malahat you will see a cut off to Cobble Hill. If wine and wine tasting is your thing, there are probably more vineyards in this area than any other on Vancouver Island. There are a lot of farms in the area.

Cobble Hill

Something To Remember
If you are driving north on the Island Highway remember that the ocean is always to your right. Don’t be afraid to venture down a road to your right. You will always end up by the ocean. One of the prettier little spots is a place called Genoa Bay. There are boathouses in the area and a nifty little pub right by the water. Follow the shoreline road and you will pass some very pretty farms.
Genoa Bay
Genoa Bay
 
Cowichan Bay
You will have to take a right hand turn off of the Island Highway to get to Cowichan Bay. The main drag has all kinds of little shops and restaurants. It is also a good place to buy fresh seafood. The Rock Cod Café was featured on the Canadian food show You Gotta Eat Here.

Cowichan Bay



Duncan

You are now in the Cowichan Valley. The valley has a population of about 80,000 people. Duncan has a population of about 5,000. The world’s biggest hockey stick is in Duncan. This area is also where Cowichan sweaters are knitted, usually with First Nations designs on them.

Chemainus
Chemainus is known world-wide for its many murals that have been painted on building walls. It is also known for its theatre that produces a number plays and musicals throughout the year. This summer’s musical is Les Miserable.

Chemainus theatre
Chemainus mural
Ladysmith
Ladysmith is one of a number of places on Vancouver Island that were once coal mining towns. Ladysmith is known for its older buildings and Christmas lights display in December.
Nanaimo
Nanaimo is the 2nd biggest city on Vancouver Island. The hub, tub, and pub city. It has a population of about 85,000 people. Nanaimo is where jazz singer Diana Krall is from. Take a walk along the downtown waterfront. This is where you can catch a small ferry to Newcastle Island or the Dingy Dock Pub which is the only registered floating pub in Canada. Among the many shops in the older part of downtown is a place called The Flying Fish that sells furniture and home items you don’t  often find at other places. A very interesting store.

Nanaimo waterfront
Nanaimo bathtub race
 
The Nanaimo waterfront is where The International World Championship Bathtub Race starts and finishes at the end of July.  Nearby Maffeo Park by the ocean hosts live outdoor entertainment in the summer months including part of the Nanaimo Blues Festival.
Just south of Nanaimo off the road to ferry at Duke Point is the village of Cedar. There are 3 fine dining places in the area. The 1st is Mahle House which is in a quaint older building and offers exquisite food. Not far away from here is The Crow & Gate Pub which is as authentic as a British pub could be without being in the U.K. Relax outdoors in a garden setting while you enjoy your bangers and mash along with a pint. You will find yourself in a beautiful country setting that includes a pond with a variety of geese. About 15 minutes further along is Yellow Point Lodge. It is one of those classic resorts that has been around for many, many years. It even has an outdoor salt water pool. The views from in front of the lodge are spectacular.

Yellow Point Lodge
Crow & Gate Pub
Just south of Nanaimo is a place called Wild Play where you can jump off a bridge attached to a bungee cord, take a ride on a zip line, or negotiate your way through the high trees attached to a harness. The latter is suitable and safe for anyone over 12 years of age.

Zip line
Parksville
Parksville is about a 20 minute drive north of Nanaimo. The town is well known for its summer sand castle building festival. This is great place to spend the day at the beach. At the southern tip of Parksville is Rathtrevor Provincial Park. A nice place to camp or enjoy the trails and beach.


Ratrevor Neach
 
Decision Time?
Parksville is where one decides whether to continue north on the island or turn left and head across the island to the incomparable Pacific Rim National Park and Long Beach. You really don’t want to miss this spectacular countryside. We’ll get back to Parksville later. We’re off to the west coast!
Coombs And Cathedral Grove
Find the highway that takes you west to Coombs. The town is a bit of a tourist trap but you should stop and see the restaurant/bakery with the goats on the roof. The highway you are on hooks up with the highway to Port Alberni and points west. You will want to stop and wander through Cathedral Grove where some of the biggest trees in the world are located. You may well want to spend 2-3 hours here. Next up is “the hump” where the highway raises high in the mountains (Mount Arrowsmith is off to your left) and then descends into the Alberni Valley. 


Goats on roof at Coombs, BC
Catherdral Grove

 Port Alberni And Sproat Lake
Port Alberni has a population of about 27,000 people. It is the last stop on the way to the west coast of the island. If you are fit you might want to try hiking up nearby Mount Arrowsmith. August is probably the best time for salmon fishing on the Somass River that runs right in front of the town. Campbell River and Port Alberni both seem to claim to be the salmon capital of the world. If you turn left when you reach the river the road will bring you over to Port Alberni Harbour Quay that offers a number of restaurants and small shops.

Port Alberni
About a 20 minute drive west of Port Alberni is the gorgeous Sproat Lake. The lake is about 15 miles long and the home of the Martin Mars water bombers, planes often used to fight forest fires in California.
The highway from here to the west coast is quite windy with a number of hairpins. You have to slow down to about 25 mph at times. There are a number of places you can pull over along the way and view waterfalls and the rushing river. It is quite common in this stretch of highway to see a black bear or two. Don’t get out of your car to take a picture unless they are quite a distance away. Be prepared to be patient if you are following a number of motor homes.

 
Bamfield
There is a dirt road that goes out to the small fishing village of Banfield on the west coast of the island from Port Alberni. I only suggest taking this road if you are the wild and woolly type because your vehicle will be caked in dust including places that are hard to clean. Bamfield is at the beginning or end of The West Coast Trail.

West Coast Trail

West Coast Trail
 Pacific Rim National Park, Long Beach, Tofino, and Ucluelet
It has been a fairly long drive but you are finally here. You will come to a “T” in the road. On your right is the park admissions office where you will have to pay a small fee if you are spending any time in the Pacific Rim National Park. The park staff can provide you with info and pamphlets.
At the “T” you can either go to your left to Ucluelet or to your right towards Long Beach, Pacific Rim National Park, and Tofino. Ucluelet is about a 15 minute drive from the “T”. On your way through town you will see the Canadian Princess Fishing Resort to your left. The Canadian Princess is a renamed ship built in eastern Canada in the 1930s. Today it is permanently moored and has a restaurant and bar. There is also a lodge next to it. This is good place to stop for lunch or a cocktail. Perhaps you will see the salmon catch that day being cleaned in the early afternoon.



Canadian Princess, Ucluelet, BC

 
Keep following the main road through a residential area and you will come to the Amphrite Point Lighthouse parking lot. The lighthouse can be seen up close only a hundred yards or so away. This is also the beginning of The Wild Pacific Trail. Here you will get an up close view of the wild Pacific Ocean. It is an easy trail to navigate.

Wild Pacific Trail


We are now going to turn around and head back along the road we arrived on. Just past the “T” on the left hand side of road are some surf shops and outdoor cafĂ©’s nestled in the trees, a good place to grab a cup of java.
Long Beach
Long Beach
 
You are about to enter Pacific Rim National Park. Take the cut off to Wickaninnish Beach and Interpretive Centre. Here you will find a restaurant with magnificent views of the beach and the Pacific Ocean. Next door is the Interpretive Centre that has exhibits about the flora and fauna of the area and some First Nations history. Arthur Lismer, one of Canada’s most famous painters, and one of The Group of Seven, painted seascapes in the area back in the 1930s.
Wickaninnish Restaurant
Driving back to the highway you will see a sign to your right indicating Florencia Beach. Many tourists miss this spot but it is one of those that know favourite places to go. You take a wooden stairway to get down to the beach. At the bottom of the stairs is where most who have come to surf the waves hang out. It is worth it to sit on a log and just watch them for a while. After you have taken in the surfers for a while, head left along the beach. Take your shoes off and walk through the surf. After a while you will come to creek that you will have to wade across. Walk for another mile or so. Drop your beach chairs or blanket and plant yourself for the day. This is one of our favourite spots anywhere on the planet! You are off by yourself. On most days you may see as few as a dozen people hiking past you along the beach. On the horizon you can see a small uninhabited island a mile or so off shore. It doesn’t get much better than this.

Surfers Florencia Beach
Florencia Beach
Florencia Beach

 
Florencia Beach
  
Grice Bay
We are now going back to highway and will make a left turn when we get there. Green Point is the name of the campground in Pacific Rim National Park. If you plan to stay here it is suggested that you make plans months in advance to get a reservation. It is usually booked early for the months of July and August. The campground also has a little theatre where the park Parks Canada folks will talk about things to do and see in the area each night. Long Beach is just below the campground.

Other spots of note in Pacific Rim National Park are Combers Beach, Schooner Cove, Grice Bay, and Radar Hill. Whether you only go once to this part of BC, or return for other visits, the beauty of wild nature will leave a lasting impression on you.
We are now leaving the National Park. From here to Tofino there are a number of first class seaside resorts. Tofino is the end of the road. You can’t go any further west from here. Tofino is a world class destination. People come from all over the world to visit Pacific Rim National Park and almost always end up in Tofino. It definitely is a tourist centre with small cafes, first class restaurants, and offers are a variety of tours. Killer Whale watching is one of the more popular attractions and of course salmon fishing. There are a number of B&B’s in town. You can even go horseback riding on the beach if you care to. A great place to relax and unwind with the locals is Jack’s Pub at Marina West. I met Chris Hayes, the American political TV guy on MSNBC, at this pub some years ago.  You can purchase fresh seafood here or watch the day’s catch by guests being cleaned on the dock. The pub has a great view of the harbour.

View from Tofino
Killer Whale watching Tofino

If you are one of hardy outdoor type and are into ocean kayaking, the Broken Islands are just minutes away. Tofino is comfortable place to spend time at. It is kind of like you are at the edge of the world.
And so we say goodbye to the west coast (kind of sounds like an old movie travelogue doesn’t it?)
We are going to head all of the way back to Parksville on the east coast of the island. The drive (without stopping) will take about 2 hours.
Once again we have a choice of taking the island expressway or the slower coastal road. We are going to take the latter as there is more to see and we will be closer to the ocean.
Qualicum Beach, Bowser, Deep Cove, and Fanny Bay
Qualicum Beach is an upscale community with a lot of old money owning summer homes there for years along with wealthy retirees. You can walk for hundreds of yards out on the beach when the tide is out. Just a short drive up off the highway is the town core with a variety of upscale stores and a wide selection of restaurants. There is a salmon fish hatchery just north of Qualicum Beach that is open to the public.

Qualicum Beach

The next area you will be driving through is called Lighthouse Country. You can see the lighthouse just south of Denman Island from the small hamlet of Bowser. If you are looking for a gorgeous view of both the ocean and the mountains turn off at Deep Bay and find the government dock. There is a neat little street surrounded on both sides by ocean. At the end of the street is a nice sandy beach and here is where you can see those gorgeous views.

Lighhouse off of Denman Island
Deep Bay
A bit further up the highway is Fanny Bay. I’m kind of partial to Fanny Bay as I owned a house and property there for 5 years. If you turn left at Shipspoint Road and take the first right you get to, you will find a nice little spot down a short single lane dirt road where you can see the oyster beds. Fanny Bay oysters are known internationally. If you see someone who is out for a stroll or walking their dog, stop and ask them where the Enchanted Forest is. You should find it interesting. Depending on the time of year you might find sea lions near the government dock. Before leaving Fanny Bay you might want to stop at The Fanny Bay Inn for a pint or lunch. It is just off the highway and has kind of been an institution on Vancouver Island for a number of decades.

Fanny Bay
Fanny Bay Inn
Fanny Bay

Fanny Bay oysters
Buckley Bay, Denman and Hornby Islands
Buckley Bay is where the ferry goes to Denman Island. You have to catch a 2nd ferry to get to Hornby Island. There are some beautiful farms on both islands. A trip to Hornby Island is well worth it. 2 places to visit there that I highly recommend are Tribune Bay and the Helliwell hiking trail.
Buckley Bay ferry to Denman and Hornby Islands
Helliwell Trail Hornby Island
It is about a 20 minute drive from Buckley Bay to the city of Courtenay. Personally, I’m not a big fan of The Kingfisher Resort and Spa that you will pass along the way.
Courtenay And Comox
It is worth it to stop off in Courtenay and visit the shops on 5th Avenue. Courtenay also has one of the islands most outstanding golf courses called Crown Isle. If diving is your things check out U.B. Diving in Courtenay. If not “you be” doing something else. One of 2 bridges will take you over to the upscale town of Comox which offers boutique shopping and some pubs and restaurants with excellent water views. Comox also has an international airport and a Canadian air force base and an aircraft museum. Check out Seal Bay Nature Park. For those that are the adventurous sorts, take the ferry from Comox to Powell River where there is an artist colony.
We are going to stay on the coastal highway from Courtenay to Campbell River simply because there is more to see on this route. There are 3 or 4 things that you might want to see when you take the express highway back at the end of your vacation on Vancouver Island.
Campbell River
Campbell River also claims to be the salmon fishing capital of the world. Port Alberni offers river fishing for salmon where the Campbell River area is all about ocean fishing. Just north of the city is a fishing resort called Painter’s Lodge with expert fishing guides. It is also a great place to stop for lunch. Just a short distance away is Quadra Island. If you are really keen about salmon fishing you have your choice of a number of resorts including April Point on Quadra Island. Another island that can be reached by ferry from Campbell River is Cortes Island. Check out The Fusilli Grill for lunch or dinner in Campbell River.

Painters Lodge Campbell River
Telegraph Cove, Port McNeil, And Port Hardy
Once you leave Campbell River and head north you will be finding yourself in a more sparsely populated part of the island. Towns are more far apart. You are pretty well assured to see bears somewhere close to highway at some point. You will probably realize that for a good part of this section of your trip that you are out in the wilderness. There are pretty lakes on both sides of the highway. Nimpkish Lake is a favourite of wind surfers.

Nimpkish Lake
Telegraph Cove is a pretty little harbour with most of the buildings built on stilts. It is a great place to go kayaking. There is a nice pub there but be prepared to pay 13 bucks for a burger.
Telegraph Cove
Kayakers at Telegraph Cove

Telegraph Cove

 
Port McNeil and Port Hardy are both fishing ports and some of the locals are involved in the forestry industry which has been in decline on Vancouver Island for decades. Avid American sports fishermen have been coming up to this area for years.

Sointula Island And Alert Bay
Both of these destinations can be reached by ferry from Port McNeil. Sointula is a very pretty island with well-kept small farms. Be sure and drive out to the lighthouse which is just a short hike away from where you’ll park your car. There is a nice road that goes along the shoreline just off of the ferry. Sointula was initially settled by Finnish immigrants. The population of Alert Bay is mostly First Nations people. I wouldn’t say it is the most friendly place. There is an excellent gift shop with First Nations artworks right by the “residential school” that has been closed and shuttered for a number of years. The school and how First Nations children were forced to go there and were often abused is not one of British Columbia’s high points in history.

Alert Bay
Residential school alert Bay
Old double decker British buses alert Bay
Northern Gulf Islands ferry
Fishing boat

 
Cape Scott Provincial Park
Cape Scott is at the northwest tip of Vancouver Island. It is one of few places on the island that I have not visited. From what I understand you have to take a dirt road to get to the park and you are basically totally away from civilization once you get there. Only really experienced hikers and campers should venture out to the park.
Heading Back South
We are now going to go back down the island. It will take a few hours to get to Campbell River on the 2 lane highway. You are sure to notice the mountains that have snow on top of them year round. Once you get to Campbell River you are going to take the Island Express Highway which has 2 lanes going both north and south.
Strathcona Provincial Park
Strathcona Provincial Park is both the largest provincial park on Vancouver Island and the Province of BC’s oldest provincial park. Once again if you plan on hiking you should be fit but if you just want to relax at a lodge that is also available to you. The park is about a 40 minute drive from Campbell River.

 
Mount Washington
This is where Vancouver Islanders ski in the winter. Depending on the snowfall, the ski season is sometimes extended into May. It is well worth the winding drive up to the chairlifts and lodges in the summer. It is a great place for mountain biking, taking a chairlift ride, or going for a hike.
Mount Washington
Cumberland And Comox Lake
There is a left hand turn off near the right hand exit to Courtenay that will take you to the old mining town of Cumberland. A number of the original buildings that were built long ago still exist. There is a mining museum in town. A few miles away is the secluded Comox Lake, a nice place to spend the afternoon at the beach.
Horne Lake
Now that you have done almost everything you could imagine on your trip how about something a little different like caving? Horne Lake has a beautiful beach with mountain backdrops. It is also known for its guided tours of the nearby caves.
Heading For Home
Nanaimo is probably your best bet to get back to Vancouver. You can either take the ferry to West Vancouver from downtown Nanaimo or to Tsawwassen just south of Vancouver from Duke Point just south of Nanaimo.

 

Some Things To Remember
#1 Book early if you are planning on spending some time camping at one of the parks, particularly at Pacific Rim National Park. The same is true for the more popular resorts.
#2 Be prepared to slow down a bit. For the most part Vancouver Island people are not in a big hurry and the general atmosphere is casual.
#3 Decide what activities you would like to do in advance. Of course you can always wing things but it usually better to have some kind of plan.
Don’t be Shy!
If you have any questions about Vancouver Island that you think I can answer, just e-mail me. If you want to know where the best trails are, where the best ocean fishing places are, where the best pubs are, where the best kayaking places are, the names of some really good restaurants, where the best golf courses are, where the best beaches are….etc., etc., DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK!
I’m not being paid to write what I’ve written. I truly love Vancouver Island and all it has to offer. The more tourists the better the better the local economy! It is a place you won’t soon forget.
My e-mail address is: colinatcove@shaw.ca



 

 
 
 



 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Rethinking Mexico


 
There is that first time that you go to Mexico. You get off of the plane full of anticipation. Some of your fellow travellers have changed into shorts in the plane washroom. You have been forewarned about responding to anyone at the airport trying to sell you something or trying to redirect you. You make your way out of the airport and start searching for the bus that will take you to your destination, most likely an all-inclusive resort. Once out of the airport you spot the palm trees right away and immediately are aware of the warm tropical temperature. This is sure going to beat the hell out of the frigid cold back home in most of Canada. You can’t wait to get to the beach.

Everyone is in great spirits. You recognize some people from the plane who are going to be on the same bus as you. It always takes some time for the bus to leave the airport. Sometimes the bus driver and a cohort or two will try and sell you a beer for 3 bucks a pop before you are on your way. If you are really observant you might notice a crucifix or rosary beads hanging by the bus driver’s seat. A man in a coloured tee shirt (red for Air Canada) makes a few announcements to the bus passengers after everyone has been accounted for as the bus finally pulls away from the airport. He tells you of some of the dos and don’ts in Mexico.
You try to get the lay of the land as you peer out of the bus window. You quickly realize that you are indeed in a third world country. You see rundown buildings, some of which look like they were never completed. You see rebar sticking out of the roofs.  Often these buildings house restaurants that never seem to be very busy. There are no grass lawns because of the dry climate. Locally owned vehicles are often secured behind metal fences. Mounds of dirt can be seen along the roads, giving the appearance that someone just dumped the dirt there and abandoned it. You may well come to the conclusion that most of the land in the area is of little value including the prospect of growing anything on it. You get the distinct feeling that there is a lot of poverty in Mexico.
But this is not your problem. You are here on vacation. Eventually the bus pulls up to the resort you will be staying at. The reception area is always enormous. Big is meant to impress you and your fellow travellers from north of the border. People have come from all over the US and Canada to get some rays and to forget about the snowstorms and digging out their driveways. It seems that in this tropical paradise there are 2 Canadians for every 1 American.
You check in and are offered some kind of colourful looking watered down cocktail. You can’t wait to get to your room and slip your sandals on. The room turns out to be better than you might have expected. They are usually quite large. Now it is time to check the place out. There is usually a really large pool, often contoured with a bridge. There is also a smaller “adult” pool nearby. You wander passed the pools to the beach. Most Canadians live nowhere near a beach and just being on any beach in the tropics in the dead of winter is part of the dream. You’re here. You made it. It is time to relax and enjoy.
You find your way to the large dining room. All the meals are buffet style. As you are led to your seats by the hostess you notice that the other guests have varying degrees of being exposed to the sun. Some are beet red. If food is your thing there is plenty of it. It is hard not to notice rather the number of rather large people with loaded plates waddling back to their tables. Being overweight is almost the norm at Mexican all-inclusives. To some the buffet is an all you can eat place. More discerning eaters look for the fresh fruit and salads. A little bit of cilantro goes a long way. Mexican cooks seem to take delight in torturing meat cuts. 
If it is your first time in Mexico you are probably going to let the minor annoyances slide a bit. After all this is a different country. You learn very quickly that you should get your pool towels early so you can reserve one of the more choice spots by the pools. Sometime around 11 a.m. the music starts. Usually it is some kind of fast paced techno stuff. A couple of things some of the poolside disk jockeys have as part of their routine is the Looney Tunes cartoon theme and the strange “ooah ooh” exclamation. I’m not sure if the “ooah ooh” is meant to startle or as encouragement to get in a party mode.
After a day or two of lounging around the pool and baking yourselves, you decide to venture into the downtown core of the city and get a feel for how the locals live. You notice that the sidewalks are higher than back home and you have to watch your step when you get to a curb. The high sidewalks were built to direct flood waters during the rainy season. You are accosted relentlessly as you walk towards downtown with offers to look at condos, fishing trips, or restaurant coupons. Store owners try to convince you to come on in. All the while on your walk you can smell car exhaust and you hear a lot of cars honking their horns. Not exactly peace and tranquility.
You decide to check out the Catholic Church with the huge steeple. Often this is where beggars with missing limbs like to hang out. Not quite an uplifting sight. You know enough to stay away from street food as our northern bodies are not immune to what may be in some of the ingredients. You quickly realize that almost every small shop is selling the same stuff as every other small or big shop. You are hard pressed to not want to bring home a blanket with the Green Bay Packers logo on it. Mexican straw cowboy hats are quite popular for some who like to hang around outdoor bars.
Back at the resort you venture out past the pools to the beach. To actually get to the water you have to get by the poor people dressed in white who are hawking everything from jewelry to mini parachutes. These poor folks stand out in the hot sun for hours on end hoping to take home a few bucks from a day of pleading for attention with “touristos” who mostly want nothing to do with them.
You decide that you would like to explore a bit more, have an “experience” or two. Deep sea fishing usually costs an arm and a leg and what would you do with the fish if you caught one? Taking in the Mayan ruins is well worth it but you can usually get to these destinations for a lot less by using public transportation instead of being part of an organized tour. Organized tours often include stops at jewelry stores and other places you hadn’t planned to visit.
You might consider swimming with the dolphins as a once in a lifetime experience. You pretty well have to do a booze cruise or a sunset cruise at least once when in Mexico. There are some other off the wall adventures to be had like a camel ride in the desert. Linda went on one of these where the tourists were not allowed to take their own pictures of the camels but were welcome to purchase photos taken by the tour company.
Booze Cruise Cabo San Lucas
The First Few Times In Mexico
Most Canadian and American tourists seem to end up in either Puerto Vallarta or Mazatlan on one of their first trips to Mexico. Both cities have beaches that are nothing to write home about. If snorkeling is on your list of to do things, forget about it at these destinations. For all intents and purposes you are smack in the middle of a huge tourist trap.
Puerto Vallarta
Mazatlan
A lot about visiting Mexico is about what age you are. If you are single and in your twenties getting pissed in some nightclub in Cancun during spring break or getting wasted in Sammy Haggar’s Cabo Wabo in Cabo San Lucas could be a blast. You kind of look like a bit of an idiot with arrested development if you are still hanging out in these places in your forties.
Cabo Wabo Cabo San Lucas
There are family friendly resorts that seem to work and it can be a lot of fun to enjoy the tropics with your kids. All-iclusives are a good deal for families as dining out for four or more can be quite expensive.
My experiences tell me that most who travel from Canada and the US to Mexico in the wintertime are usually over 50 years of age. Disco until dawn is usually not on their radar. In fact Mexico is crawling with Gringo tourists who are passed 60 years in age. Most are fat. There I said it! Most are well past the point of giving a shit what they look like. They just yank off that XXL tee shirt and let it all hang out by the pool. The one thing they know is that there is always somebody a bit fatter a few chairs away. I could lose a few pounds myself.
If you are retired and live somewhere like Red Deer, Alberta, Toronto, or Northern Ontario you might start thinking after a few visits to Mexico that you could handle several months in the wintertime of sunshine every day and not freezing your ass off. You could get a big hat and stay in the shade as much as possible so your old skin doesn’t wrinkle from the sun and avoid getting skin cancer. Somehere there has to be some small town away from the tourist areas that you could while away your remaining winters? What if?

There Is Always A Trade
I have to confess that I have never really spent any time in one of those small places in Mexico that some Canadian tourists rave about. The closest I came was renting a condo on a golf course once in Mazatlan where we had to buy our own food. The main drag was very busy and the beach sucked so I ticked Mazatlan off as somewhere I never wanted to back to. We did find a good rib place for dinner but that wasn’t enough to cut it. A few days ago a Mexican billionaire drug king pin was arrested in Mazatlan.
Over the last several years we kind of settled on Cabo San Jose about 45 minutes up the road from Cabo San Lucas. Between Linda and I we have been to Cabo San Jose 9 times in the past several years. One thing we really liked about the area was the long white sandy beach. Up until our last trip we would spend a day in Cabo San Lucas as a change of pace and walk along the waterfront with the huge crowds, often people from the cruise ships. It is a pretty town with a lot going on. We would take the “local” bus to Cabo which cost us under two bucks each. We would stop somewhere and grab some lunch.
Cabo San Lucas
Cabo San Lucas
Cabo San Lucas

 
Cabo San Jose
Cabo San Jose
Cabo San Jose
Cabo San Jose
Back in Cabo San Jose we would usually spend part of a day walking back and forth to the village. There really isn’t much there other than shops selling Mexican souvenir junk but the walks got us away from our hotel for a while. We would also walk up to a giant Mexican supermarket close by and pick up some sun tan oil or something else we might need. We would grab a Starbuck’s coffee next door. You might say we kind of had a routine.
After this last trip and coming down with a cold I got to rethinking our visits to Mexico and whether the whole deal was worth it. I’ve been there about 15 times now. I’ve known for some time that spending a whole winter in Mexico is simply not my cup of tea. I like where we live on Vancouver Island a way lot more than frying day after day in the sun in Mexico.
#1 Most Mexican people in resort areas could give a rat’s ass about tourists. We are simply marks that they can try to extract cash from. Try taking local bus transportation and you will notice right away that there aren’t many smiling local faces on board. On our last trip I bought a Bob Marley tee shirt. The vendor stuffed a sun faded tee shirt in the bag which he had substituted for the one he had shown us. Luckily we took the tee shirt out of the bag and discovered it was faded before leaving.
#2 Mexican food just sucks. At resorts it is horrible. It kind of kills any anticipation of enjoying a good meal. Meals are something one should enjoy on vacation.
#3 You kind of have to wonder a bit about a place where you have to drink bottled water. This includes brushing your teeth.
#4 If you have ever ordered a drink at one of those thatch covered bars by the pool and looked over the bar you just might notice how unsanitary the whole deal is. Pretty well everything behind the bar is a mess with things thrown all over the place. The drinks are poured sloppily and the liquor is watered down. Nothing ever seems to get cleaned up. There is no charge for the fruit flies.
#5 If you want to watch TV in your room you are stuck with mostly Mexican stations with lots of yelling in the TV ads. Without a laptop you are pretty well out of the loop as to what is happening back home.
#6 Mexican stage shows are mostly boring. Seeing one is more than enough. You also know the performers are being paid peanuts. 12 guitars is not better than one when the players hardly have a clue about how to play their instruments.
#7 Your hotel person from the airline you took is often full of shit and tries to direct you to places he gets a kick back on. On our last trip we were told to ignore time share people in the hotel. What are they doing in a privately owned hotel in the first place?
#8 At one resort we went to there was construction going on all day until 6 in the evening. On our last trip we had to get our room changed because they were shellacking hotel furniture below us and the fumes were coming into our room.
#9 At the end of your trip you always seem to be waiting for hours in the airport before you can go home but they still get one last kick at the can by selling you a slice of pizza for 10 bucks. On our last flight home the plane was delayed for hours because of the shortage of one oxygen bottle. 23 people had to volunteer to stay another day before the plane could leave. We weren’t one of them.
At this point in our lives we don’t care to ever go to Mexico again. It is one of those been there, done that kind of things. The history of the country is interesting but so much of the touristy stuff is just fake.
When we were leaving Vancouver for Mexico we ran into a couple from Campbell River, BC in their mid-sixties. They were about to go to Panama with no hotel reservations and just travel around the countryside. We admired their adventurous spirit but we know that’s not us. We are well beyond staying in 3rd rate hotels in a 3rd world country.
We had originally planned to go to Hawaii this year but thought it could get pricey with having to eat in restaurants and renting a car. We also considered Cuba but the best hotels are quite pricey and nobody who comes back from there raves about the food.
So what is the answer?
Next winter we plan to fly to San Antonio and rent a car. We will visit Austin and Padre Island. We can do it all for about the same price as going to Mexico. Sounds like a plan.
And….what’s the deal with Corona beer? You can stick a slice of lime in the bottle but it still isn’t beer to anyone with any taste buds.
Adios Mexico!
Mexican camel?