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Monday, 16 December 2013

Cartoon Memories



 
Old Animated Cartoons
I am far from being an expert on animated movies but there was a brief period in my life from about the age of about 6 to the age of about 13 when I was fascinated by animation. I think that fascination diminished somewhat around 1960 when I was 13. That was the year that Hanna-Barbera introduced The Flintstones. Up until then, animated cartoons seemed to be mostly geared towards kids. Most of the stuff from the 50s and before was about one animal chasing another it seemed.
I never thought that The Flintstones were that funny. “The modern stone age family” in some ways was a rip off of the 50’s comedy show The Honeymooners with Jackie Gleason playing Ralph Kramden. Fred Flintstone and Ralph Kramden were a lot alike. Both had quick tempers, got involved in crazy schemes, liked bowling, and belonged to a men only club. Both characters had pretty wives who tried to steer their husbands towards some common sense and both had not too bright best friends. A later effort by Hanna-Barbera, Top Cat, pretty well ripped another 1950s TV hit, Strike It Rich with Phil Silvers.
The Flintstones
From the age of 13 on I would occasionally watch several minutes of an animated cartoon on TV like The Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote but would become bored with it pretty quickly. When I got older, I wasn’t one of those “stoners” who could watch cartoons on TV for hours.
Wile E. Coyote and The Roadrunner
Back in the 50s TV was only available in black and white. We kind of had to imagine colour. In the early 50s TV stations were desperate for cheap content. There was a lot of boxing and wrestling on the tube. Kid’s shows mostly involved puppets which may have been fine for a 5 year old but not so much for a 10 year old. The powers that be at the time quickly discovered that they could dig up old B westerns to entertain kids on TV and William Boyd who played Hopalong Cassidy became a bigger star than he ever was in the 1930s or1940s. The character, Hopalong Cassidy, dates back to 1904.
Also found in the storage warehouses where the old movies were kept were a number of animated shorts that had played in movie theatres years before. Some of them, including Felix the Cat, were from the silent movie era and someone figured out that you could run them on TV by just adding peppy background music. Betty Boop cartoons were quite popular in the 1930s but seemed a bit dated when they turned up TV in the early 50s. Betty Boop’s character was supposed to be a flapper from the Roaring Twenties.
Felix The Cat
Walt Disney
Walt Disney started his career in making animated movies in the early 1920s and worked in collaboration with a cartoonist and animator named Ub Iwerks. One of their first characters was Oswald The Lucky Rabbit. Disney lost control of the Oswald character and vowed that this would never happen to him again. In 1928 Disney and Iweks came up with a new character called Steamboat Willie who was a mouse. Their first short film utilizing Steamboat Willie was also the first animated film with synchronized sound. Steamboat Willie later morphed into Mickey Mouse.
Steamboat Willie
By the mid-1930s Disney had added the characters Donald Duck, Goofy, and Pluto to his repertoire. Over the years some have wondered about the dog characters Goofy and Pluto. Why did Goofy wear clothes and why was Pluto a pet when they were both dogs? Some also wondered why cartoon characters always had 3 instead of 4 fingers.
In 1938 Disney introduced the first full length animated cartoon in Technicolor. It was called Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. It was spectacular compared to any previous attempts at animation and appealed to audiences of all ages. Disney became the gold standard in animated cartoons.
By the time TV had become popular in the early 1950s Disney had a lot of stuff in the vault that he could edit and show on his hour long TV program that started in 1954 on the new ABC network. Originally the show was called Disneyland and was then called Walt Disney Presents from 1959-1961. In 1955 The Mickey Mouse Club first appearedon weekday afternoons on the tube. There usually was a cartoon segment. Although Disney left the animation up to others over the years he was the voice of Mickey Mouse for about 20 years. He was more of an idea guy and an entrepreneur in the 1950s and his big dream was to open a theme park in Anaheim, California called Disneyland. A lot of the capital he needed came from his TV shows and full length animated cartoon movies. Disneyland opened for business on July 17th, 1955.

1956 post card sent from Disneyland-Sleeping Beauty Castle
Postcard from Shelley Unger-1956.
 
Here is a list of some of the full length animated cartoon movies Disney produced up until 1960.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves… 1938.
Pinocchio… 1940.
Fantasia …1940.
Dumbo…1941.
Bambi…1942.
The Advenures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad…1949.
Cinderella…1950.
Alice In Wonderland…1951.
Peter Pan…1953.
Lady And The Tramp…1955.
Sleeping Beauty…1959.
If Walt Disney knew one thing it was how to pull on the heart strings of his audience.
My all-time favourite Disney Classic is The Wind In The Willows. I can still visualize the camera panning in on Toad Hall Mansion down by the river and the shy Mole, Badger, and the more assertive Ratty discussing what to do about their dear friend Mr, Toad who had developed an insatiable appetite for a new-fangled invention called a “motor car”.   Mr. Toad had a history of being caught up with the latest fad. Previously to his fascination with motor cars he had roamed the countryside in a caravan pulled by a crazed talking horse. “We’re on our way to nowhere in particular.” Other scenes of note are the takeover of Toad Hall by a group of weasels and ferrets that Mr. Toad had befriended and the police chase after Mr. Toad escapes from prison on Christmas Eve and steals another car. To me this is one of the best children’s stories ever written.
Toad Hall
My second favourite Disney offering would be Pinocchio. Was there ever a more likable animated character than Jiminy Cricket? This movie introduced the song When You Wish Upon A Star. There is something touching about that song. An innocence much like Somewhere Over The Rainbow from The Wizard Of Oz. In some ways Pinocchio was kind of a parable about principles without the sermon. Lying can get you in a whole lot of trouble. Then again being too honest with your opinions can also get you in a whole lot of trouble.
Pinocchio
If you have ever seen Fantasia you might wonder if it is appropriate for children. My guess is that more than a few kids had nightmares after viewing this movie. For some reason Walt Disney decided to have Mickey Mouse play off character in this movie. In fact there wasn’t much humour at all in Fantasia. Mickey is a sorcerer’s apprentice and has picked up a few of his boss’s secret methods. Mickey attempts to use these powers and the events that follow turn into uncontrolled madness. Broomsticks start marching en masse and buckets of poured water turn into flooding. Layered on top of all this is a symphonic orchestra led by Leopold Stokowski compete with crashing cymbals. At the end of the movie the bearded sorcerer turns up, casts a spell and stops the madness, and Mickey sheepishly creeps away. At this point my guess is that some had a WTF moment. What the hell just happened here? And what were those dancing hippos in tutus all about?
Fantasia
Walt Disney wasn’t the only game in town when it came to animated cartoons back in the day. It would be safe to say however that he was considerably more sophisticated than his competitors. The story lines, at least in his full length presentations, were far more elaborate.
One thing that I found strange about the Walt Disney stuff was why Mickey Mouse was a bigger deal than Donald Duck. As a kid growing up in the 50s I saw a lot of other boys doing Donald Duck impressions but I can’t recall any of them trying to imitate Mickey. Maybe it was because Mickey kind of had a girl’s voice?
Donald Duck
Warner Bros.
“This is it. You’ll hit the heights. And oh what heights we’ll hit. On with the show this is it!”
Warner Bros. started producing animated cartoons in 1933 to accompany their feature movies in theatres. These cartoons were usually about 10 or 15 minutes long and without too much effort they could be packaged together in the 50s to provide a half hour of entertainment geared mostly to kids. Mel Blanc was the voice of many of the Warner Bros. cartoon characters for decades including Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny
Here is a list of some of the Warner Bros. cartoon characters and when they were introduced.
Daffy Duck and Porky Pig…1937.
Daffy Duck and Porky Pig
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd…1940.
Tweety…1942.
Sylvester, Pepe Lepew, and Yosemite Sam…1945.
Foghorn Cleghorn…1946.
Wiley Coyote and The Roadrunner…1949.
Probably more than any other cartoons, Warner Bros. characters were the ones most often imitated by kids in the 50s. “Eh what’s up doc?” “I taught I saw a puddy cat?” “Th-th that’s all folks!”

Woody Woodpecker
Woody Woodpecker
The Woody Woodpecker show turned up on the tube in 1957. A middle aged guy who invented Woody, n Walter Lantz, hosted the show. When Woody made his first appearance in the early 1940s Mel Blanc did his voice. Later on Lantz’s wife did Woody’s voice for close to 20 years. “Ee-ee-ee-ya-who, ee-ee-ea-ya-who!”
Mighty Mouse Playhouse
 
I first discovered Mighty Mouse Playhouse in around 1957. I was out riding my bike around the neighbourhood one Saturday morning when a kid from my grade school class, Ken Hutchison, invited me into his home to watch the program. “Here I come to save the day!”  Not the funniest cartoons ever invented.

Popeye The Sailor Man
Popeye The Sailor Man
Unlike other cartoons that had animals as characters Popeye The Sailor had people. Weird people. Popeye had enormous forearms one of which had a tattoo of an anchor. He smoked a corn cob pipe. His girlfriend was the very skinny Olive Oyl. There was a baby called Swee’ Pea whose parentage didn’t seem determined. Popeye’s nemesis was Bluto, a big bearded guy who also had the hots for Olive Oyl. Popeye also had a friend named Wimpy who would say “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.” (In the early 1950s a hamburger chain called Wimpy’s was opened in the UK.) The basic plot of any Popeye story is that he would get into difficulty, usually with Bluto (sometimes called Brutus) and he would haul out a can of spinach that would give him strength to beat the crap out of Bluto.
Tom Terrific
Tom Terrific and Manfred
Tom Terrific was a cartoon short shown on the Captain Kangaroo Show on Saturday mornings. For some reason Tom wore a spout as a hat. His best friend was Manfred the Wonder Dog. These cartoons were pretty primitive in that there wasn’t much effort put into them. For something like 50 cents you could send away to Captain Kangaroo for a plastic sheet that you could put on your television screen and draw on the sheet an object that Tom was using but you couldn’t see. You were given a description of what this object should look like. This may have been one of the first attempts at extracting money from kids on TV. Perhaps the best attempt to get money from kids back then was when Soupy Sales once asked kids to send him some green money.
Tom and Jerry
 
Tom and Jerry (a cat and mouse) were created by the team of William Hanna and Joe Barbera in 1940. They spent about 17 years producing Tom and Jerry short animated movies for MGM before striking out on their own in the late 1950s. They then created Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Deputy Dawg, Yogi Bear, Top Cat, Magilla Gorilla, The Jetsons, and The Flintstones. It was quite obvious back then even to a kid, that Hanna-Barbera cut more than a few steps out of the typical animated cartoon process. There wasn’t a lot of movement by the characters and the same scenery would go by repeatedly in the background if there was a chase scene. Characters never ran with their legs moving. The legs turned into spinning circles instead. This was all masked somewhat with clever dialogue and catch phrases like Yogi Bear describing a tree….”Looks more like a sycamore to me.”
As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and Hanna-Barbera quite often used real life TV and movie personalities’ quirks and mannerisms in creating their characters including well knowns at the time like Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Arnold Stang, and Peter Lorre. They knew they had a good animated character if kids were imitating them.
The Huckleberry Hound Show
Huckleberry Hound
The Huckleberry Hound Show came out in 1958. I was about 11 at the time and in grade 6. The program had 3 segments with the first one featuring Huckleberry Hound. It wasn’t until colour TV came out that we got to see that Huck was actually a blue dog. The 2nd segment featured Yogi Bear and his pal Boo Boo. They lived in Jellystone Park. The 3rd and last segment was Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinx, two mice and a cat. It never caught on as much as Huckleberry and Yogi.
Yogi Bear and Boo Boo
Hanna-Barbera, the creators of The Huckleberry Hound Show had no problem ripping off famous people’s name or characteristics for their own benefit. At one point Yogi Berra, the New York Yankee baseball catcher attempted to sue them but later dropped his charges.
Comedy on TV in the 1950s was full of catchphrases that stuck with viewers old and young alike. Hanna-Barbera were masters of the catchphrases when it came to animated cartoons. “Hey there Boo Boo.” “I’m smarter than the average bear.” “Heavens to Mergatroyd!” “I’ll tear you little mieces to pieces.” “Exit stage right.”
Heckle and Jeckle
Heckle and Jeckle
Heckle and Jeckle were twin magpies. One of them (I don’t know which one) had a kind of British accent while the other spoke in a kind of New York accent. They sometimes called each other “old chap” or “old boy”. They were brash and antagonistic. There were a number of layers to their characters. They could be quite sarcastic at times or con artists trying to suck in the gullible. It is possible that Heckle got his name from the word “heckler”.
Rocky and His Friends

Rocky And His Friends
Rocky, the flying squirrel, was the star of this half hour of cartoons but not to kids who watched the show. Bullwinkle, the moose, was far more loveable. This program kind of took kid’s animated cartoons to another level. In some ways, other than the bits with Rocky and Bullwinkle, the show was a parody. Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale were 2 Russian spies. Fitting in with the Red Scare of the 1950s they were depicted as evil characters who were totally inept. Dudley Do-right was a rock jawed Canadian Mountie played to stereotype.

Peabody’s Improbable History took us back in history with a kid who wore thick rimmed glasses named Sherman along with his dog. Odd explanations that had little to do with facts or reality were used to explain events. Fractured Fairy Tales was narrated by Edward Everett Horton who spoke in a droll voice. Horton was second banana to Fred Astaire in a number of 1930s movies. William Conrad, who later played Cannon on TV, was also one of the narrators on the show. The content on Rocky and His Friends probably went over the heads of a lot of the kids who watched it and more and more teenagers and adults started tuning in.
Crusader Rabbit
In doing some research about animated cartoons on TV in the 1950s I came across Crusader Rabbit. I guess this cartoon character was a big deal, at least for part of the 1950s, but I don’t remember the character or the program at all.
Later On In Life
Beany and Cecil

As I said earlier my interest in cartoons kind of waned in the early 1960s. Back then we didn’t have clickers to change the channels but I would make the effort to get off my ass and switch channels if Beany and Cecil, George of the Jungle, The Jetsons, Mr. Magoo, The Mighty Hercules, or Roger Ramjet were on.
What brought me back to animated cartoons was the birth of our twins in 1989. I went out and purchased a whole whack of Disney classics when they were about 2 years old. I wanted to share with them what I had seen as a kid. Videos were also a great baby sitter and having 2 young kids in a house one does need a break every now and then. During that time I also discovered Disney’s Jungle Book and got to know all of the characters and the lyrics to the songs. I can still hear Phil Harris as Baloo the Sloth Bear singing “The Bare Necessities” in my mind. I may be wrong but I think Dean Martin stole a bit of Phil Harris’s character in the 1960s. They both sang and they both were known to walk around with a drink and a smoke in one hand with an attitude that they weren’t concerned about very much.

Jungle Book
When my kids were very small we had a den where they watched TV and videos. One day I tried to open the door to the den but it wouldn’t budge. It turned out they had stacked about 100 books or so against the door. Another time I opened the door to the den to find my son up on a stool with some kind of stick in his hand and pretending he was directing the orchestra in the animated cartoon Fantasia. I can’t recall if we cut back on his sugar intake around then.
There was also a brief time in the mid-70s that I revisited cartoon animation. I went to see both Fritz The Cat and Heavy Traffic at movie theatres. The movies were kind of a combination of social commentary, soft porn, and anti-establishment humour. These kind of movies had a hard time getting into movie theatres and it seems to have been a short-lived venture for the most part. Personally I think there is still room for these kind of films because we seem to be living in pretty ridiculous times even more than back then.

Fritz The Cat
Heavy Traffic
I know they have done some amazing things with digital imagery over the past number of years but I have to confess I haven’t seen much of it. I once saw a bit of Polar Express and was a bit blown away by the special effects. For some reason I just never got around to watching the whole thing. Not only have I not seen a number of animated movies that have come out in the last 20 years I also didn’t have much interest in sci-fi. Star Trek bored me to tears on TV particularly. I guess I’ve always preferred reality. Still I have a feeling I might have missed out a bit. Maybe I will take a gander at that penguin movie, whatever it is called. I like penguins.

Oh yeah. Yes I've watched the Simpsons from time to time and it is pretty funny but I find it is kind of like eating an apple. I need to take that first bight and I'm not always inclined to but once I'm into it I really like it. On the other hand, the voices on South Park drive me crazy. I can't watch it.

The Simpsons
 

 

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Seattle and Northwestern Washington State


 
 
For those who are reading this from other countries than Canada…a few notes on Canada’s relations with the US. Most of us Canadians live within 100 miles of the American border. In 2011 (the last year I could find stats) Canadians made close to 19 million visits to the US. We are each other’s biggest trading partners with Corporate America being heavily invested in Canada with stores like Costco, Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Target, 7-11, MacDonald’s, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Subway, Starbuck’s, just to name a few. We drive the same cars as our neighbours to the south. We have grown up watching the same TV shows and movies.
So what makes Canadians different than Americans aside from our often deep appreciation for the game of hockey? Well yes we have our Mounties but we don’t often see them in their red topped (serge) uniforms. Our universal healthcare system certainly makes us different. Our CBC nationally owned radio and TV network is kind of similar to National Public Radio in the US. We don’t seem to be as big on religion as our southern cousins and we aren’t that big on starting wars. Flag waving is not usually our cup of tea. Perhaps the most notable difference between Canadians and Americans is that most Canadians know a lot more about the US than Americans know about Canada.
Most Canadians can recall those road trips across “the line” with our parents when we were kids. If you lived in Montreal you probably went to Plattsburg, New York, in Toronto you probably went to Buffalo, New York, in Vancouver you probably went to Seattle, Washington. Canada borders US states Maine, Vermont, New York, Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, and Washington.
Americans who come in contact with Canadian tourists visiting the US often say they that we are by and large very polite. This of course doesn’t include those Americans who live in or near border towns where Canadians sometimes cause line-ups at gas stations or over run shopping malls looking for cheap prices. Sometimes we are called “Cheeseheads” because of our insatiable desire to purchase comparatively inexpensive US cheese products.
Canadians like their “bargoons" (bargains). We know we are getting hosed by American companies with stores in Canada and we are paying as much as 30% more for the same products sold in the US. If we can save a few bucks and get to visit a foreign country for the day why not? Buying Canadian doesn’t seem to be very important to most Canadians.
Northwest Washington State
As a transplanted easterner originally from Montreal; over the past 45 years I have probably averaged a visit from British Columbia to Washington State about once a year. Usually my destination was Seattle but not always. There are some interesting smaller towns in North Western Washington State.
Point Roberts, Washington is a bit of an oddity as far as geography goes. The only way in or out of this small town by road is through Canada. It is just south of Delta, BC. Back in the 1960s and 1970s Point Roberts was known by many younger Vancouverites as a place to get drunk on the weekend. The two main bars back then were The Reef and The Breakers and there were often long line-ups to get into these places. The heyday for these bars ended in 1986 when BC introduced more open Sunday drinking laws because of Vancouver hosting Expo 86. On top of that MADD had a strong influence in making it a much more serious offense to be caught drinking and driving. When Point Roberts was a going concern rock groups like Loverboy, April Wine, BTO, Doug and the Slugs, Steppenwolf, The Kingsmen (Louie, Louie is Washington’s state song), and Trooper appeared at The Breakers. The place burned down in 1983.
I’ve only been to Point Roberts about 3 times, all in the late 80s or early 90s. One afternoon I decided to check out The Reef. At the time former Canadian wrestler Gene Kiniski (born in Edmonton, Alberta) was running the place. Back in the 50s and 60s Kiniski was a big deal in the sport of wrestling (if you want to call it a sport) and held a number of titles. The place was pretty well empty that afternoon as I sat at the bar having a few brews. Kiniski himself was the bartender. You could see the many scars on his face quite clearly from his years of battling people like Whipper Billy Watson and Bobo Brazil. I knew I wasn’t in the most sophisticated place around when I saw Kiniski spit on the floor behind the bar. I was tempted to ask him about his career but thought that anything I would ask him he had probably heard a 1000 times. Kiniski died in 2011 at the age of 81 and is buried in Blaine, Washington just over the border from Canada.
Gene Kiniski
The I-5 is the express route from Vancouver to Seattle but there are a number of interesting smaller towns that can be seen along the way to Seattle if you take some of the secondary highways. You can get a good picture of small town America by cutting west just after crossing the border at Blaine, Washington. Birch Bay is one of those places and it is by the ocean. A number of people from Vancouver, BC have summer homes there.
Bellingham, Washington is about 20 miles south of the Canadian border. Before Whistler was developed many Vancouverites would spend the day or weekend skiing at nearby Mount Baker. The mountain can be seen from Vancouver and Vancouver Island on a clear day. Bellingham has a population of about 80,000 people. It has a section with older buildings by the ocean and has a number of trendy restaurants and coffee shops. Up on the other side of the I-5 is Bellis Fair Mall where thousands of Canadians from BC spend a weekend day shopping until they drop. Comedian Ryan Stiles is from Bellingham.
If you follow the road out of the older section of Bellingham you will find a cut off to Route 11 that is also known as Chuckanut Drive. It is beautiful winding two lane highway about 25 miles long with ocean glimpses of the nearby San Juan Islands. Some of the concrete bridges are very old and there are hairpins along the way. You can see the occasional steam or waterfall. It is well worth the drive.
At the end of Chuckanut drive it is just a few miles to the pretty little town of La Conner. The area near the town is farm country and they are famous for their tulip and daffodil fields that bloom in April. The town of La Conner is a bit of a tourist trap but in the best way. The main drag runs right next to a river with many of the two story buildings that house shops and restaurants dating back over 100 years. A number of local artisans sell their wares in these stores.
La Conner
La Conner
 
La Conner
 
 
I have my own little story about La Conner and I will try and keep it as clean and tidy as possible. About a 15 years ago I was out on date with a gal I met on-line. We decided to drive down to Washington State for the day and stopped for lunch at a place called Oyster Creek Inn on Chuckanut Drive. I am pretty sure that it was during lunch that the gal told me that she was a part time pastor. The thought of any action with her happening later was quickly dulled. What are the chances of a pastor and an atheist hooking up?
We decided to head on to La Conner after lunch and found ourselves on a 4 lane highway. We were a hundred yards or so behind a big black SUV. All of a sudden a car came onto the highway from a side road and clipped the SUV in front of us. It rolled over on its roof with the tires still spinning. I stopped our car and pulled 6 people out of the vehicle, two small kids and their parents and two grandparents. Nobody was seriously hurt but they certainly were stunned. The grandfather had a bit of a cut on his forehead. While we were waiting for the cops and an ambulance I turned the engine off and helped get their belongings out of the wrecked truck.
The grandfather took me aside and gave me his phone number. He said to give him a call the next time we were coming down that way and he would take us out on a big boat that he owned. I stuck the piece of paper in my pocket. We just did what anyone should do when people are in difficulty.
We drove on to La Conner and both of us agreed that a good stiff drink was in order. We found a bar where the locals hung out and ordered drinks. The pastor gal started to make plans about us coming back to La Conner and going out on the old guy’s boat. This could be awkward I thought because I didn’t plan on seeing her a second time and I also didn’t want a reward for being a good Samaritan. I can still remember the shock on her face when I took the phone number note out of my pocket and ripped it up.
I was kind of thinking that we should probably head back to Canada but then we got into drinking shooters. After 5 or 6 of those we were pretty drunk. I got it into my head that I wanted to go the fishing port of Anacortes that wasn’t too far away. Out in the parking lot I bought a joint from a stranger who was toking up. In no time the pastor gal and I were totally wasted. Somehow I managed to drive us to Anacortes and we found a small nightclub with a live band. The place was rocking. The clientele seemed to be a mix of young adults who had escaped from their parents’ summer cottages and street people. It turned out that the pastor gal was a lot more liberal than I would have imagined.
It was going to be a long drive back to Canada and it was now about 2:00 a.m. This was one frisky pastor it turned out. I think it was about 3:00 a.m. when we rolled into the border town of Blaine. We were starving and went to an all- night Denny’s. As luck would have it the cook hadn’t turned up and the hostess was trying her best to do his job in the kitchen. By the time we finished eating it was about 4:30 a.m.
We still had to get across the border and my head was spinning. As I drove up to the crossing the place looked abandoned. In the distance I could see one border guy sitting on a chair outside. (Times have changed since 9/11.)  He asked the usual questions and gave us the green light to go. Whew!! A few minutes later I noticed that there was a roach in my coffee holder by the dash. Man, were we lucky! I only saw the pastor once more after that.
Years ago I drove down to Anacortes to see rock legend Leon Russell who was appearing there for one night. The venue was a bit different in that an area between old fishing sheds was cordoned off and Leon was up on a tiny stage with his piano. He didn’t have a back-up band with him but I think he had some kind of synthesizer with a monitor on top of his piano.
 
 
We live on Vancouver Island and the quickest way for us to get to Washington State is by catching the Blackball ferry that runs from Victoria, BC to Port Angeles, Washington. We took this ferry a few years ago on our way to Oregon. Instead of taking the highway to the I-5 which would get us to Oregon faster, we chose to drive south along secondary highways. We certainly saw a lot of trees by taking that route. We also saw the evidence, particularly in smaller towns with boarded up shops, that the forestry industry in Washington State isn’t what it once was. We saw a number of abandoned saw mills.
On clear nights you can see the lights of Port Angeles from Victoria, BC and the West Coast Trail.
Seattle
I am hardly an expert about getting around Seattle. I don’t think there as ever been a time that I visited the city that I wasn’t confused at some point by the roads or expressways. Yes I know where to cut off the I-5 to get to the downtown area but I’ve (we’ve) often stayed out in the Bellevue area and I have been disoriented more than a few times trying to get downtown. Maybe it is because there are so many bodies of water around the city.

Bridge over Lake Washington

About 30 years ago I was down in Seattle with my ex and her parents to attend a wedding of one of their relatives who lived in Alaska. I kind of lost it a bit when I was getting driving directions from everyone in the car and I had to cross over several lanes to get to an exit while everyone was going about 70 miles an hour. I went out and bought some roses for my ex mother-in-law to kind of soothe any hard feelings. The wedding was in an old mansion in the Queen Anne area of Seattle and the caterers were all gay.
Before I was married I did a tour of the local bars and nightclubs in Seattle, some of them were down on the docks. I remember spending a night at a gal’s place in Kent south of Seattle and her two big black dogs that insisted on coming up on the bed. One night in Vancouver, a friend of mine and I convinced a Hungarian girlfriend of mine to come with us to Seattle. It was about 6:00 p.m. and she was just starting her shift as a hostess at a Hungarian restaurant on Davie Street. They must have been pissed at her when she walked off the job. How she ever got through customs is beyond me.
When I was married we usually went to Seattle to shop. Back then, the big department stores in Seattle were the Bon Marche, Frederick’s and Nelson’s, and Nordstroms. I think “The Bon” was bought out by Macy’s. Frederick and Nelson’s no longer exists. Nordstrom’s is an upscale store with a strange way of doing business. The floor staff are very stylish in their business suits and often seem better dressed than their customers. I guess their being well dressed qualifies them to “help” you better define the fabulous creature that you are. 800 bucks for a pair of running shoes seems to be a lot to me.
Department store
 
We used to go to a bar in the Queen Anne area called Jake O’Shauhnessy’s. They claimed to have one of the largest selections of booze in the world. They even had a ladder behind the bar. I remember one time asking for a Ne Plus Ultra Scotch and they didn’t have a clue what it was. I tried to find old Jake’s place a few times in our most recent visits and then discovered on the net that they had shut it down years ago because of real estate values more than a lack of business.
One day about 16 years ago, a friend of mine who was one of my suppliers, phoned me up and asked me if I would be interested in going to see the Vancouver Grizzlies basketball team play the Seattle Supersonics. After I said “sure” he said there was one problem. The game was in Seattle. One of his associates picked me up in his dad’s big car and we drove down to Seattle after work. The company wasn’t great, the associate was brown nosing the other two guests most of the time, but I had a great free meal at a seafood restaurant in Elliott Bay and the basketball seats were right on the floor.  Right on the floor! Wow! This wasn’t going to happen to me again. I remember hearing the squeaking of the running shoes as the teams ran up and down the floor and that Big Country guy was one tall son of a bitch.
 
It was at a motel in Bellevue, Washington that I first discovered Turner Classic Movies. I found it hard to believe that there were no commercials and hoped that that station would perhaps someday be part of a Canadian cable package. Several years ago the National Hockey League shut itself down and I was really pissed off about it. On the bright side TCM was added to my cable package around the same time and it eased the pain of not being able to watch hockey on the tube.
I have to confess that I have never been up the Seattle Space Needle. It just never interested me much. I have however been to Pike Place Market a number of times. In a number of ways Seattle seems to have a better sense of being an ocean seaport than Vancouver. You won’t find anyone tossing salmon at the Granville Island market in Vancouver. Seattle also has fairly close ties to Alaska that goes a long way back historically and maybe that is why there are so many seafood restaurants in Seattle serving halibut, salmon, and Alaska King Crab.
 
 
 

If you lived in Vancouver, BC during the 70s and 80s and watched TV you probably remember the Seattle ads for Ivar’s House of Clams. Ivar was an old guy who appeared in a number of his ads. “Keep clam.” was one of his mottos. He was kind of an institution in Seattle for many years.
Statue of Ivar
 
Pike Place Market is well worth the visit but not if you get claustrophobic easily. The building is long and narrow and on a weekend you kind of have to inch your way through the crowds. I haven’t found the market to be a particularly friendly place as it is obvious that the vendors concentrate on getting quick sales. Still there is a lot to see both in what is being sold and the people wandering along the corridor. If you want to see a lot of eye popping colour you will find it at this market.
Across the street from Pike Place Market is the original Starbuck’s coffee store. There are often people playing music outside the front door. These entertainers seem to be of a bit better quality than some of the other buskers you see around town. There is pretty well any kind of restaurant you could imagine in the area including one that specializes in cheese dishes like macaroni.
Original Starbucks
 
Original Starbucks
 
Trendy restaurant
 
1 man band
 
Just down the hill from the Pike Place area are the docks. Some of the old warehouses have restaurants and shops and there is a boardwalk. This is a class “A” tourist trap area. The Seattle Aquarium is in this area and worth a look see. There is also a ferry terminal that goes to Bainbridge Island. There are all kinds of islands around Seattle including Mercer Island on Lake Washington which is the most populated island on a lake in the US. Camano Island near Seatttle was home to the infamous “Barefoot Bandit”, a 6’5” kid who started out robbing cottages before graduating to small planes. He was finally arrested in the Bahamas.



Waterfront
Incoming ferry
I spent most of my life in the Vancouver, BC area and I’m well aware of comparisons between Seattle and Vancouver. My guess is depending on which of these two cities we live in we find the other exotic.
We pretty well have similar weather with lots of rain particularly in the winter months. Both cities have high real estate values. Vancouver is a naturally prettier city with more sandy beaches and the mountain backdrop on the north shore. Vancouver has a large Asian community and you see more Blacks and Hispanics in Seattle. Seattle was where Jimi Hendrix was born. Michael Buble was born in the Vancouver area. Ray Charles had his first TV gig in Seattle and Quincy Jones got his start in the city. Back in the day The Brothers Four folk singing group all went to the University of Washington in Seattle. Other groups around the same time that made Seattle their home were The Fleetwoods, The Kingsmen, and The Ventures. More than any other music Seattle is probably known for its “grunge” and the bands that played in this style including Pearl Jam, Nirvana, and Sound Garden. Underground Hip Hop seems to be the latest wave in the Seattle music scene.
Jimi Hendrix
 
Kurt Cobain, Nirvana
 
Perhaps one of more significant differences between the two cities is the entrepreneurial aspect of business in Seattle compared to Vancouver. I think the biggest employer in Vancouver is BC Hydro and there just aren’t a lot of head offices in the city. On the other hand the general Seattle area is home to Costco, Amazon, Starbucks, Microsoft. Although Boeing moved its head office to Chicago it still employs thousands in the Seattle area.
Downtown Seattle
Downtown Seattle
Downtown Seattle
Downtown Seattle
Although I like Vancouver a lot I would have to say Seattle is the funkier and cooler of the two cities. On our last trip to Seattle we had dinner and a beer at a pizza joint. Many of the waiting staff had tattoos and piercings. They also talked on their cell phones a lot and I’m pretty sure they weren’t placing orders to the kitchen. I asked our waitress how she liked her job and she told us that she was really an artist and just making some needed cash. I asked her what kind of art she was involved in and she told us “I just like gluing shit together.”
Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle doesn’t have the best road signs. You can get on a freeway and quite easily miss your exit. The Woodland Park Zoo is west of the I-5 and just north of downtown Seattle. If you haven’t been there before you might need a map because there are almost no road signs showing you how to get there. Once you do find the zoo you will be amazed. It is one of the better zoos anywhere and on a clear sunny day you might think you were in Africa or in a rain forest. On our last trip to Seattle we made the mistake of putting off our visit to the zoo for a few days and got caught in a rainstorm. We were huddled under cover with some goats for a period of time. Next time we will go when it isn’t raining.
 
Penquins
Lions
Cheetah
Merekat

White wolf
Orangutan
Black bear
Zebra
Flamingos
Elephant
Seattle is always interesting. Hey you can buy a 40 ounce bottle of a Bailey’s knock off for just a little over 13 bucks at Costco in Seattle!

Go Seahawks!